Nugganism

Nugganism is the chief religion of Borogravia. It is not practiced widely except in Borogravia, and Borogravian ethnic minorities in Humerland and the PRA.

Nuggan
Nugganism is a monotheistic religion that involves worship of the god Nuggan.

Nuggan is a small, plump god, with a fussy moustache. He is the god of paperclips, correct things in the right place in small desk stationery sets, and unnecessary paperwork. His archangel, known as Clippy, appears as a sentient paperclip. There are other angels that also resemble paperclips.

Nuggan is insane.

Holy Book of Nuggan
The Holy Book of Nuggan, also known as the Living Testament, is the sacred text of the religion. It is called the Living Testament as it continues to expand (mostly the abominations).

Abominations
The majority of the Living Testament is constituted of abominations. There are at least 6668 such abominations, including:


 * Any book, pamphlet, periodical or newspaper that is not directly inspired by the word of Nuggan.


 * Live fish.


 * Saucers.


 * Teeth that are false and not of Nature, and, as the benevolence of Nuggan, intended.


 * Mechanical devices for the measuring of time.


 * Umbrellas or any other Devices that shield the wearer from the Blessings of Nature.


 * Shoehorns
 * Corn plasters.


 * Any preparation, cream, unguent, distillation or powder that interferes with the natural course of such inflictions deemed of penitential value, as Nuggan, in His mercy, sees fit to bless his people with.


 * Abomination Hatboxes of an un-natural shape.


 * Chocolate
 * Garlic
 * Mushrooms
 * The colour blue
 * Babies
 * Crop rotation
 * Girls in men's clothing (whether the other way round is an Abomination, too, remains unknown)
 * Girls knowing how to write
 * Pictures of living things
 * Cats
 * Dwarfs
 * Barking dogs
 * Oysters
 * Shirts with six buttons
 * Cheese
 * Messages in the sky (Clacks and carrier pigeons) as prayers may bump into them
 * Rocks
 * Ears
 * Accordion players
 * Theatres and similar
 * The smell of beets