The Battle of Archibald

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The Battle of Archibald, also known as The Battle of Port Archibald, was a battle that occurred on the island of Port Archibald in 1919.

Causes
After the Eleutheria 1917 Elections, the Northern Communist Party had declined so much that it collapsed. The members, then noticing the situation between the GUE and Humerland, decided to flee to the island of Port Archibald. They set up a new nation, lead by them, called the People's Republic of Archibald. The leading party then changed its name to the Communist (Ar)chibaldian Party, or CCP. The decided to call it CCP rather than CAP, because capitalism starts with cap.

War of Unification
After the War of Unification, Eleutheria acquired Port Archibald from Humerland. However, this did not stop the People's Republic of Archibald.

Itadkerists and Anarchists
After that, some members of the Itadkerist Party and some anarchists decided to do the same thing, forming the Itadkerist State of Archibald, and the Statisn't Staten't of Archibaldn't. The Itadkerists also claimed some of the Bay of Eleutheria, and so did the anarchists, with some overlap in their claims. However, the Statisn't Staten't of Archibaldn't also claimed part of Archibald, despite the name. This was due to the leader of the anarchists being goodn't at geography.

Eleutherian Landing
Near the end of 1919, Eleutheria decided to begin a naval landing at Port Archibald. A Coast Defense Vessel with 15 soldiers onboard then landed at Archibald shortly after.

The Humerlandish Man
A Humerlandish man near the site of the landing noticed the ship, and became very alarmed. When the soldiers got onto the port, the man pulled open a crate full of lobsters, and began throwing them at the soldiers. The soldiers, annoyed, began to rush towards the man to arrest him, but weren't able to get past the flying barrage of lobsters.

The Borogravian vs the Humer
One of the soldiers, a Borogravian emigrant, only seeing him from a distance, thought that the man was Edgar Allen Poe. The soldier somehow managed to get past the lobsters, and began kicking the man. The man kept throwing lobsters, but the Borogravian was able to kick them into the air.

The Emu
After

The Invisible Man
After the battle, the soldiers realized that someone else had been at the battle all along. The governor of the Isle of Flightless Birds, Tyler Joseph, had been playing a ukulele, and had somehow managed to miss being hit by the lobsters.

Aftermath
The Battle of Archibald was widely received as one of the strangest battles to ever happen.

Battle Classification
It is widely disputed as to what war the Battle of Archibald counts as.

Homardo-Borogravian War
Some consider it to be part of the Homardo-Borogravian War, due to the fighting between the Humerlandish man and the Borogravian.

Eleutherian Civil War
Some consider it to be part of an Eleutherian Civil War, due to the soldiers fighting against rebels.

War of Unification
Some consider it to be part of the War of Unification, as it was a result of Eleutheria trying to annex Port Archibald, and the soldiers fought against the Humerlandish man.

One Battle War
Some consider it to be its own war, a one battle war.

War Between Capitalism and Extremism
Some consider it to be part of a war between capitalism and extremism, as capitalist Eleutheria fought against extremist rebels.

Eleutheria-Avaconia Proxy War
Some consider it to be part of a proxy war between Eleutheria and Avaconia, as Itadkerism was an ideology that originated in Avaconia, and Eleutheria fought against itadkerists.

War of Inutilian Independence
Briefly, one soldier misheard something, and thought that Teppic was back, which made them think that Teppic was going to liberate Inutilia from the PRA.

War of Supremacy
Briefly, one soldier misheard something, and thought that something was going on in the Teppican Bight, specifically something continuing the War of Supremacy.

War of Stupidity
The Humerlandish man considers it to be part of the War of Stupidity.

Great Emu War
Some consider it to be part of the Great Emu War, due to the soldiers fighting against an emu.

Great Emo War
The Humerlandish man considers it to be part of the Great Emo War, due to the soldiers fighting against an emo.

World War 2
Some consider it to be World War 2, as it can count as many wars.