Talk:Operation Spider Crab

Tolkienfan: Why aren't I surprised to see that of the very few articles about specific books to be written, this one is easily the longest?

Bellatrix: Because you're Tolkienfan, and you don't believe in writing short summaries.

Tolkienfan: Correct. I appear to have successfully trained myself to write succinct essays for college, but I'm incapable of being brief when I'm writing voluntarily.