Simon the Incompetent

Final monarch of Inutilia, of the House of Marinis. Began rule in 1886 when his older sister Ptraci III tragically died in a rail accident. Nobody is quite sure how he earned the name, but given that his reign ended when Inutilia messily collapsed between 1901 and 1905, and he was seemingly powerless to do anything about it, he seems to have lived up to the name. Despite this he was beforehand known as 'one of the nation's better rulers'; however there are things at the bottom of ponds that would have made better rulers than some of Inutilia's monarchs (Exhibit A: Pteppicymon LXVIII; Exhibit B: Juliet II).