Juliet II

Juliet II was a monarch of Inutilia of the Teppican Dynasty, fully living up to the dynasty's reputation of consisting of extremely unpleasant monarchs. She ruled between 1399 and 1420. She was known as 'Black Julie', and chose to believe this was because of her hair when it was really because of her teeth and fingernails.

Juliet's first act upon obtaining the crown was to reinstate Nugganism as state religion. Nugganism had first been introduced by Teppic II in 987, but Juliet's predecessor, Teppic IV (also known as Teppic the Great) had made himself the only popular monarch in the dynasty for abolishing it. Nugganism was so unpopular because it consisted mainly of a list of ridiculous Abominations. Juliet was a devout Nugganite, and had always looked down on her father for abolishing the religion.

She was also well-known for declaring more wars than any other ruler of Inutilia, and was almost single-handedly responsible for Inutilia's military disadvantage in the Silver Wars with the RCM. Most of the wars she declared were lost within three months of being declared. This was because Juliet was notoriously bad at fighting wars, but her approach to losing almost immediately was 'I'll never get anywhere if I don't try' and declaring another one.

A complete list of the wars she declared is as follows: